My husband called me a masochistic heat slut.
He’s right.
every once in a while i think about how much i love owain
also timelapes for fun :3
When your Neutral Good OC finds out that her BG3 expy is romancing a morally-deficient, murderous, 9 INT vampire spawn 😂
I like to play good characters. I pick the nice options. I don’t like to do evil actions even in the games I play. I feel bad if I do something that later turns out to have negative results.
But that dumbass vampire spawn is so cute when he pouts.
a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he takes down his manbun to tie a bandana around his head, and takes a flying leap at a flat and featureless cliff. he climbs. fifty feet up, he stops and shoves a fish into his mouth. “there he goes,” her mother says. “he’s going to save us all.”
...what, you think King Khalid would just invite Ignatz as a Royal Guest of the Almyran Court without a scheme up his sleeve? C'mon now.
the thing i love about the internet is u can call urself whatever name u want and ppl are just like fine with it immediately okay with it i wish real life was this simple. if you wanna be called flipperz you do that. but in real life its like nooo you cant do that. shut up! boring ass
I got called Evil at my college graduation by my friend’s mom. Some guests at my wedding had to look at my invitations to remember my real name.
I’m Evil. It’s my name.